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Beauty On Tumblr for Men

It has come to my attention that the kind of guy who is considered “universally attractive” in tumblr society has…

• enough skinniness to be considered a walking skeleton.
• A weird emo-mullet hair thing that is very flippable.
• Ear gauges large enough to be a pizza.
• No melanin whatsoever.

I don’t get it. People need to realize that beauty on the internet is just that - on the internet. Sure, these subjects exist, but what else do we know about them? What if they’re conceited, or selfish? Not saying that any of them are, but I digress.

Everyone is beautiful, regardless of size, shape or color. If you’re gonna hate someone because they don’t look like your “dream guy” but they still dared to ask you out… Well, you’re a total bitch. And you can be Miss Freaking Universe on the outside, but to me, you’re as disfigured and deformed as the Phantom of the Opera.